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saddenedcorpse:just 2 bros chillin am i right 2 bros chillin in...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:47:35 -0400

saddenedcorpse:

just 2 bros chillin am i right

2 bros chillin in the bedroom

One foot apart cause they’re real gay

sesamestreet: Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo...

Sun, 17 Jun 2018 22:43:22 -0400

sesamestreet:

Friendship Week continues! Reblog this and Elmo will point to your name, so you can tell the world that Elmo loves you!

What a gorgeous landscape. I’m blown away, nature truly is...

Sun, 13 May 2018 11:00:25 -0400

What a gorgeous landscape. I’m blown away, nature truly is amazing.

just-shower-thoughts:Whatever happens inside our bodies happen in pitch-black darkness.Unless...

Sun, 13 May 2018 10:43:41 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

Whatever happens inside our bodies happen in pitch-black darkness.

Unless you’ve got bus headlights

yeahponcho: you got games on your phone? Nah, do you?

Wed, 09 May 2018 16:22:50 -0400

yeahponcho:

you got games on your phone?

Nah, do you?

findyourpenguin: bleuberrygliscor: nawdah: achievement-b-huntr...

Tue, 08 May 2018 17:48:40 -0400

findyourpenguin:

bleuberrygliscor:

nawdah:

achievement-b-huntress:

achievement-b-huntress:

ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.

So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam.
If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be.
These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker.
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR

Okay, I am reblogging this because it is relevant again. I got another call from a 353 number. Not the exact same number, but I know that it is a trafficker because it’s 353 just like the last one. I also want this to signal boost so PLEASE REBLOG THIS.

Why are people deleting the captions though I had to search for what the pictures meant don’t do that

a side note, because theyre very popular around the DMV, If you ever see a sign with something akin to ‘free debt erasure’ ‘15/h job’ etc and ONLY A PHONE NUMBER, ignore it. tear it down if you can, because those are well known scams and sex-trafficking baits.do not, by any means, call or respond to these messages. do not let your friends do it. do not.

THIS IS IMPORTANT AF THANK Y’ALL HOLY SHIT

Oklahoma is one of the worst states as far as human trafficking, so thank y’all so fucking much. That’s literally my life and the lives of everyone I know that y’all just saved. Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you

yeahponcho: DEVOUR Stolen like a foreign soul

Tue, 01 May 2018 19:37:26 -0400

yeahponcho:

DEVOUR

Stolen like a foreign soul

nakatadraws: i didn’t mean to make this so long but i wanted to...

Sun, 29 Apr 2018 21:06:29 -0400

nakatadraws:

i didn’t mean to make this so long but i wanted to both analyze my own style and give other people a look into it! I hope someone can find some use for it!

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Thu, 26 Apr 2018 21:12:00 -0400

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dianelongfic: tendergingergirl: ghislainem70: mylastvow: 221bloodnun: love-in-mind-palace: gr...

Thu, 26 Apr 2018 00:12:02 -0400

dianelongfic:

tendergingergirl:

ghislainem70:

mylastvow:

221bloodnun:

love-in-mind-palace:

green-violin-bow:

lockedinjohnlock-podfics:

dorkilybeautiful:

k-vichan:

mittensmorgul:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

prairiedust:

hazeldomain:

whitmerule:

soupernabturel:

majesticduxk:

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

But do you pad across rooms?

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

Ah, but are you holding a breath you are unaware of?

I just stretched lazily and showed a strip of pale skin where my t-shirt rode up but there was no-one here to stare at it, speechless, so I don’t know if it even counted

I sigh thousand times a day. Hope that is enough.

I was forced to tear my eyes away, yet drawn toward this by my body’s own volition.

Anyone else here having life changing epiphanies every time when making a cup of tea? Or is that just me?

Guilty af

The mere mention of tea is causing my knees to buckle, and whimpering noises to escape my full, blushing lips.

I can’t stop raising one eyebrow every time I question something.

Quick, someone exchange looks with me so we can show our connection and feelings about the situation

yeahponcho: HERE SHE COMES!! Watch out boy she’ll chew...

Sat, 21 Apr 2018 21:46:59 -0400

yeahponcho:

HERE SHE COMES!!

Watch out boy she’ll chew you up

yeahponcho: munch crunch

Fri, 13 Apr 2018 21:14:09 -0400

yeahponcho:

munch crunch

andreayewon: He likes TITS Based off this Maybe they’d...

Tue, 03 Apr 2018 17:25:56 -0400

andreayewon:

He likes TITS

Based off this

Maybe they’d flirt with you less if you stopped opening those kinds of conversations

black-to-the-bones: I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her...

Fri, 30 Mar 2018 21:21:30 -0400

black-to-the-bones:

I’m the birb that gets embarrassed by her man

I’m the birb that gets super hype and tries to get the people I care about into it.

But I’m also the third wheel playing to one of a couple for fun

princess-fluthermucken: just-your-local-weirdo: 🌊🏊Sharks are...

Fri, 30 Mar 2018 21:06:55 -0400

princess-fluthermucken:

just-your-local-weirdo:

🌊🏊Sharks are nice!🏄

Since its summertime and people are gonna be hitting the beach to swim and/or surf, i decided to make this informative shark post.
In the media sharks are portrayed as mean bloodthirsty and vicious creatures. Such as in movies like “The Shallows” and “Jaws”. But are sharks really that vicious? The answer is no. No they are not. Sharks are really nice and sweet creatures. I am a surfer and have been bitten a couple of times by sharks but i still know the truth… sharks aren’t evil creatures.
You may be thinking “but you’ve been bitten by one! How can they not be evil!?” Well the answer to that my bro
is simple, its all a misunderstanding. You see, sharks dont have great eyesight. They are blind as fuck. So they rely on other senses to find food. They see the silhouette of us surfers on our boards and they see it from a below angle and they think we kind look like seals, their favourite meal (as seen in the pics above). So they take just a nibble to see what the fuck we are. Once they realize we aint a seal, they go away. Why? Sharks HATE the taste of human meat. We disgusting af to them. Thats why the majority of shark attacks are just sharks bitting once and then leaving. They just wanted to know what the fuck we are bro. Its a case of mistaken identity. A misunderstanding. Have there been shark attacks where the shark bites more than once? Yeah. But thats rare and it only happens if the shark is either
(1) feeling threatened or provoked.
Or
(2) very hungry. Like, i mean STARVING.

Sharks just wanna eat but they dont wanna eat us. Its just a simple misunderstanding. As you can see in the photos above, people can swim with sharks and nothing happens. Its totally fine my dudes. So there you have it, sharks are homies, not hostile.

Sources:
Jaws- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaws_(film)

The Shallows- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shallows_(film)

http://adventure.howstuffworks.com/shark-attack.htm

MORE INFO:
The likelihood of being attacked by a shark is thought to be 1 in 11.5 million, and only 4 or 5 people in the entire world die each year from shark attacks.[1]. If you’re still nervous about meeting one of these ocean predators, check out these guidelines to help you further minimize the chances of an encounter- http://m.wikihow.com/Avoid-Sharks-While-Surfing

PLEASE REBLOG THANKS MATE

If you’re scared of sharks don’t go in the water, but don’t actively hate sharks.
Even Peter Benchley (the creator of jaws) hated what his story did, and actively tried to fix what damage had been done due to the paranoia caused by his book/the movie. He defended sharks until he died, and hated the shark hunting craze and fear he caused.

Sharks are good animals, don’t hate them just because you don’t understand them

just-shower-thoughts: In Beauty and the Beast, the Beast is cursed because he fails to show...

Thu, 29 Mar 2018 15:18:55 -0400

just-shower-thoughts:

In Beauty and the Beast, the Beast is cursed because he fails to show kindness to an ugly being. But he doesn’t learn the lesson, Belle does.

Beast failed to look past the ugliness of the sorceress’ disguise to the old woman who needed a place to stay, but Beast had a cruel heart, before and after the spell. He had to change that in order to break it.

Belle was frightened by his appearance, but most of her fear soon after meeting him is due to his cruel behavior.

Beast learns to act with kindness and breaks the spell by being able to let his new, true nature shine through, and Belle, touched by his change, can admit to herself as she holds his dying body in her arms that she loves him.

kaylaleilanii: bonzly-says: WTF IS THAT HOW YOU DO IT! MUM COME...

Wed, 21 Mar 2018 08:06:36 -0400

kaylaleilanii:

bonzly-says:

WTF IS THAT HOW YOU DO IT! MUM COME LOOK AT THIS

this video changed my life

is that Daniel Howell

Mon, 19 Mar 2018 17:37:52 -0400

is that Daniel Howell

tastefullyoffensive: Mischief, the raven, likes to say “hi.”

Thu, 15 Mar 2018 14:36:07 -0400

A post shared by Paige Davis (@pythonpaige) on Feb 15, 2018 at 7:31pm PST

tastefullyoffensive:

Mischief, the raven, likes to say “hi.”

What’s that weird face thing in the back?

Wed, 14 Mar 2018 17:20:58 -0400

What’s that weird face thing in the back?